Jerks

There’s about 7 billion people in the world and let’s say about half are female. So, now we’re talking about 3.5 billion females. Let’s assume that an Ignoranus will find 1 out of 1,000 or 0.1% of all females to be attractive. The reason I’m using 0.1% is because all females include babies to senior citizens and everyone in between. I’m sure the figure is much higher than 0.1% but we’ll use it in this example. Okay, now we’re looking at about 3.5 million women that an Ignoranus will find attractive. Within the course of an Ignoranus’ lifetime (between 70 – 80 years), he’d be damned lucky to have seen 100,000 beautiful women let alone 35 times that number. Now, I’m talking about real flesh and blood women that he’s seen in person. Pictures don’t count because of pornography and the internet. The Ignoranus would have exceeded those numbers by the time that he’s a college senior. The point being is that it’s physically impossible to have seen every “hot chick” on the planet before he’s dead. “The grass is always greener on the other side” or “the bush is always nicer on the other side,” according to the Ignoranus. Like a rapper once said, “A girl is like a bus, another one comes along in 5 minutes.”