Ignoranus

You can call it the “Wandering Eye, Elevator Eyes, the Lustful Eye” or any other catchy phrase that you can think of.  All of these terms mean the same thing.  The Ignoranus will most certainly possess this characteristic much to the dismay of his wife, girlfriend, or significant other.  This behavior will often be displayed in crowded settings such as bars, restaurants, malls, or anywhere else where one can find hordes of the fairer sex.  There’s not even an attempt on the part of the Ignoranus to suppress his desire to ogle the “hottie” in the micro mini.  Your icy stare will do little if nothing at all to prevent him from doing it again.  Countless arguments later and the status quo has remained the same.  Why is this happening?  It doesn’t even matter if you’ve graced the covers of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition or the Victoria Secrets catalog.  The Ignoranus will have the “Wandering Eye” and here’s why.