Wandering Eye

It’s as natural for the Ignoranus to look at beautiful women as it is to breathe. Asking him to stop looking would be the equivalent of asking him to stop eating food or drinking water. The mind of the Ignoranus is programmed in such a way that it needs visual stimulation in the form of sexy images, which would explain why porn is so prevalent in our society. These images are captured in the brain for future use. What future uses you may ask? Well for starters, these images come in handy when he’s alone in the bathroom with a bottle of hand lotion and a box of tissues. They also come in handy when he’s on top of you and wants to finish up so he can watch sports on television. Yes, it’s true. Fantasy can be used to take the edge off of reality, because frankly, the reality can suck sometimes. No offense to you. In fact, the Ignoranus will start scanning the room even if he’s with the most beautiful woman in the world.